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-He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
-I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
-I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
-If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
-Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
-Im like a parking ticket, I have 'FINE' written all over me!
-Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
-If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom
-Take my advice...I don't need it anyways
-Fat people are harder to kidnap
-What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
-If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
-24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
-Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
-Save Water, Drink Beer
-God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
-Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
-What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
-If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
-I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
-Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
-You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
-My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
-Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
-Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
-I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
-I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
-Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
-When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
-Dont steal, the government hates competition!
-Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
-Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
-You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
-You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
-I'm knot dumb!
-My door is always open so feel free to leave
-I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
-I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
-Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
-Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
-You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
-I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
-Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
-Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
-God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
-I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
-DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
-I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
-I love cats...they taste just like chicken
-Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
-Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
-It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho...
-I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
-Life is hilariously cruel :D
-A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
-Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
-When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
-Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
-Girls Are So Complex, They Confuse Themselves!
-Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!
-Boys Are Bad, Throw Rocks At Them
-Boys Are Great, Every Girl Should Own One
-Boys Are Like Cars, They Press The Accelerator Too Soon!
-Boys Are Like Nappies…Hard To Change And Full Of Shit!
-Boys Are Like Kleenex…Soft, Strong And Disposable
-Boys Say It's Great, Boys Say It's Fine 9 Months Later They -Say It's Not Mine!
-Boys Are Sexy And I Think There Fine, I'll Be The 6 And You Be The 9!
-Boys...Everyone Needs One...Or Two...Or Maybe Three...Ok Ten!
-Do you believe in love at first sight..? Or do I have to walk past again?
-Im YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL thats all that counts!
-Ur only bad if u get caught... so that makes me a good girl.. right?!
-Im sorry, do I look like I was listening?~
-Smokin can really kill a person, y dont u try it?!
-Dont wear a frown, its neva in style, just do ur best 2 SMILE SMILE SMILE!
-Dont ask me complicated questions! I'm blonde!
-When god made me, he was just showin off!
-Caution: I'm mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
-My name isn't Elmo, but tickle me anyway!
-True Love Don’t Have A Happy Ending, True Love Don't Have No Ending!
-True Love Will Never Be Explained…That's How I Know Im In Love!
-Two Words Guy Hate…Don't And Stop Unless You Put Them Together
-Dear God make me a bird, so i can fly far far away from here.
-Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
-I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
-Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
-Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
-Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
-I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
-Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
-Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
-Welcome to loserville. Population: you
-It's people like you who give scum a bad name
-I've had fun before. This isn't it
-Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
-Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
-Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
-Your village called, their idiot is missing
-Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
-I'd smack you but shit splatters!
-Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
-You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
-I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
-I dream about a monster, about you!
-It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
-Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
-You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
-If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
-Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
-I know your sorry, now apologize!
-If I throw a stick will you leave?
-Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
-Some guys say, "Suck on it" but I say, "Sorry, I choke on small objects"
-The only driving you've done all day is driving me crazy
-Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?
-Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
-Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
-I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
-There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you
-I lost my phone number can I have yours?
-I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
-Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
-Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
-I know milk does the body good....but damn....how much have you been drinking?
-Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
-Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
-If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
-If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
-Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
-Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
-I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
-Call me anytime, I won't be home
-I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
-Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
-Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
-Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
-If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
-Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
-I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
-Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
-I like my sugar with coffee and cream
-Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends.
-Call me anytime, I won't be home
-I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
-Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
-Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
-Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
-I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
-*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
-Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
-If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
-Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
-Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
-Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
-Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
-You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-Love is a slow poison
-Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
-True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
-Im falling for you ... please catch me
-Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
-Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
-I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
-Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
-Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
-Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
-Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
-Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
-Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
-Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
-I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
Why are boxing rings square?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it doesn't say the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
What is a male ladybug called?
If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
